Dear f***boys

FELLAS, I've been scrolling through my Facebook feed recently, and have realised that a lot of you have forgotten how to treat women. So, as a lesbian I thought I'd give you guys a few tips:

1. First of all, in the words of Tupac, "a woman brought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect one." So if your gonna try and talk to one make sure that you have good intentions. Women were not made to please, or to fill your mind with obscene fantasies. So talk to them like they are human beings and not objects and you might actually get somewhere. Never talk down to a woman, teasing is fine, vulgarity is not. So, compliment her personality more than you do her physique. They are way more than just their exterior. 2. Surprise her with flowers, her favourite movie, or her favourite food. This lets her know you were thinking about her. Good morning & goodnight texts also work a treat. 3. When she is sick, or feels down, GO TO HER, take care of her. If you let her feel alone someone else will start to do your job. 4. Open doors, pull out chairs, lend your sweater, pay for the first date, and any other gesture you can think of that will make her feel comfortable and important but NOT useless. Women are independent and can do things themselves too. Mainly just be selfless. 5. Never let her starve, I don't care how much she tells you she doesn't wanna eat. Women can sometimes feel pressured to go the extra mile to make themselves attractive for you, this includes not eating so feed her (for extra points cook for her yourself, or even better, bond by cooking together). 6. Make sure she always feel safe. Protect her from her past and her scars. Women are sensitive creatures so try to keep them from overthinking. 7. The ONLY time it's ever acceptable to make a woman cry is by making her laugh too hard or making her so happy that she can no longer contain herself. Make her feel special to the point where her knees buckle and she remains giddy for hours. 8. Netflix and chill is cool and all, but just cuddling goes a long way. Show her that it's not all physical and that you actually enjoy her company. 9. Learn about something called acts of kindness and do small nice things for random strangers, there is nothing more attractive to a woman than a kind sensitive heart. But also, don't be a pushover. 10. Look at her face not her cleavage. She may have dressed nice but its a test. 11. And yes "absence makes the heart grow fonder" but don't ignore her. You want her to like you, you do NOT want her to question her own worth. So if your about to disappear for a while let her know, don't leave her hanging. 12. And lastly, DON'T YOU DARE wolf whistle, cat call, or touch her without permission. Now, go out and be gentleman. If I see one more fuckboy on my news feed, I will actually call up Liam Neeson and have you eliminated